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VISUAL DESIGN

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Unfortunately I've never gotten to do much abstract or design work because I was busy animating photoreal feature films seen by billions. But I do think it is fun to do: a bodybuilding DVD cover, weird CGI abstraction, a poster, a colorful print ad etc. A good marketing image can massively affect sales. As Arnold Schwarzenegger once said when he was picking a movie to do: "Don't show me da script show me da poster!" So true!

Sadly there is no market for me trying to sell images like this. Art is just about filthy rich 1 percenters doing their high end money laundery. Like people who paid X million for a Jeff Koontz plastic metal rabbit worth a few hundred dollars in materials and construction. Sad!





heller awards poster 2015
Heller Awards
This poster I did for the Hwd. Talent Mgr's Ass. came out well. Then I saw the other ads were awful looking line art! My client got blowback from other jealous members of the Hwd TMA.
afraid of computers icon
DVD Covers
Do what you love. Bodybuilding videos! Gone are the days you could purchase a DVD or LP album and get printed artwork. NetFlix has no collectable album art!
architectural renderings
DVD Covers
Gone are the days you could make quality softpore cornography about muscle guys. Now every twit gym bunny douche uploads garbage eight times a day. As an ad for their horrible 'OnlyFans' media.
architectural renderings
Bodybuilder art
Making bodybuilder art, like this abstract image of Gay muscle doctor Rob, is easy. The subject did all the heavy lifting in pre-production!
fortieth birthday logo
Forty Logo
Gone are the days I could have a birthday party with as many hunk gay muscle guys as there are pictures of me in my own logo. Few people have parties anymore and when guests work three jobs they don't have time to attend.
dramatic anti-religious videos - angry scientologist
Glass Knuckles
Brass knuckles are dangerous enough but these glass knuckles feature poison dispensed from the red areas.
3d renders of creatures
Spike Balls
Why go to an art museum when I can make images never seen before myself with Lightwave 3D?
3d renders of creatures
Spike Balls
I would love to hold this object in my hand but it's infinitely sharpy edges would cut through my flesh like a diamond knife.
3d renders of vehicles
Moire bug
Once I made a Lightwave 3D scene with two spheres accidentally totally overlapping each other. This is the strange moire bug this produced. Later the problem with overlapping polys was patched and this image can no longer be reproduced from the original scene data..
design work
PC Repair Ads 1999
Not only are these print ads visually engaging the copy is perfect, of course. Fear of PCs was prevalent at the time. The publication was Frontiers Magazine
design work
PC Repair Ad 1999
Another great print ad one page away from the escort section of Frontiers Magazine. Being near there meant you got the best viewership. Hardware turnover was common at the time as it was progressing so rapidly.
design work
High Pressure Valve 1994
1994! I created this image for an industrial demo which was SO HARD. If you look closely you can see that the large curved surfaces are faceted by polygons. Tough modeling job at the cusp of this being done on a PC at all.

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